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Begaffle 

To laugh boisterously. Especially at others' misery.
When he explained that he had gotten gonorrhea I couldn't help but begaffle at his problem even though I felt like shit for laughing it was just so funny I begaffled for like thirty straight seconds
Begaffle by wambamsam July 10, 2009
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Begaffling

When one is so confused that no word can describe their confusion.
Wha, why, what?! THATS BEGAFFLING!
Begaffling by Begaffler October 21, 2007

befaffle 

(v.) - To confuse to the point of not knowing completely what is going on and/or what to do.
"I was so befaffled at the fact that he actually did it that I could not move or even talk. All I could do was stare."
befaffle by Chris Chung January 21, 2008

bedaffled 

When you are bedazzled and baffled at the same time.

"Holy sh**, I'm bedaffled...how could you stick a water bottle in your very own anus and try to play the tuba."
bedaffled by Joi Joi February 27, 2008

bagaffled 

Getting so fucked up beyond zooked and not remember throwing up the night before
Dude John was bagaffled last night he threw up in a sleeping bag and didn't remember it
bagaffled by Bazookled March 1, 2018

bewaffle 

To be highly confused, in a kerfuffle kind of way.
Rosie: After seeing all those knitting penguins, I'm highly bewaffled.
Jim: Yes, they do cause a large amount of bewafflement.
John: Don't worry, you shouldn't let them bewaffle you - I've seen penguins crochet!
bewaffle by Dave1010 May 30, 2005

bedaffled 

when in an mc battle, someone is 'bedaffled' when they are left speechless by their comeptitor's rhymes (could be down to confusion or maybe the rap was just that brilliant it took ur breath away)
'mc slickballs had to forfeit the battle, sniper e left him totally bedaffled when he sed "yo moms a hoe...drop her widda left elbow!!!"'
bedaffled by Qasim Chaudry May 18, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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