When he explained that he had gotten gonorrhea I couldn't help but begaffle at his problem even though I felt like shit for laughing it was just so funny I begaffled for like thirty straight seconds
Rosie: After seeing all those knitting penguins, I'm highly bewaffled.
Jim: Yes, they do cause a large amount of bewafflement.
John: Don't worry, you shouldn't let them bewaffle you - I've seen penguins crochet!
when in an mc battle, someone is 'bedaffled' when they are left speechless by their comeptitor's rhymes (could be down to confusion or maybe the rap was just that brilliant it took ur breath away)
'mc slickballs had to forfeit the battle, sniper e left him totally bedaffled when he sed "yo moms a hoe...drop her widda left elbow!!!"'
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*