bedaffled 

When you are bedazzled and baffled at the same time.

"Holy sh**, I'm bedaffled...how could you stick a water bottle in your very own anus and try to play the tuba."

bedaffled by Joi Joi February 27, 2008

bedaffled 

when in an mc battle, someone is 'bedaffled' when they are left speechless by their comeptitor's rhymes (could be down to confusion or maybe the rap was just that brilliant it took ur breath away)

'mc slickballs had to forfeit the battle, sniper e left him totally bedaffled when he sed "yo moms a hoe...drop her widda left elbow!!!"'

bedaffled by Qasim Chaudry May 18, 2006

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !

shirt guido jewels bedazzled

Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

Beffaffled 

To be shook, amazed, wonderstruck, wowed, shocked, startstruck, happy, sad, angry, upset, overemotional, basically any feeling you feel is beffaffled

Did u see the series finale of _____ last night? omg I was beffaffled!

Did you see Stacy's outfit today? Ugh it looked so weird, I was beffaffled.

LOOK at the DOG !! ITS SO CUTE IM BEFFAFFLED!1!1!!
That's so cringey I'm beffaffled.

Beffaffled by Natalia Scott June 29, 2017

baffled 

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

baffled by Codecold January 20, 2008

Baffled 

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

Baffled by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012