backwards shit 

Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.

backwards shit by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Shit Backwards 

The act to renege on a promise, undertaking, or contract.

The cocksucker went and shit backwards on the sale.

Shit Backwards by Rotten Andre April 16, 2025

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

shit and fall backwards in it 

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

shit and fall backwards in it by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Backyard shit 

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

Backyard shit by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

don't shit in your own backyard 

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

don't shit in your own backyard by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

Shit in your own backyard 

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

Shit in your own backyard by nobbies101 September 2, 2020