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Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......
Double-Backhoe by Scoopalone May 19, 2013
The act of putting a laptop on your partners back and watching porn while you do her doggy style.
a: "Did you hear about kev?"
b: "no, what happened?"
a: "he backtopped michelle yesterday."
b: "hahaha, love it."

"I'm gonna backtop her"

"look at that dirty bitch, i heard she loves a backtop.
Backtop by TCgossip June 1, 2011

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.
"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."
backhoe joe by srad April 4, 2015

Backtexting 

Derivative of 'backstabbing', the act of being friendly to someone's face while secretly bashing them via text (usually while in their company).
I can't believe it, the whole time she was a guest in my house she was backtexting me to her friends.
Backtexting by THETEEJ August 11, 2010

backtrending 

Backtrending is the act of liking or sharing old posts on social medias so that they trend again on everybody's feeds
Mike and Max both commented on a picture I posted in 2007, and now I've got a goat backtrending on my Facebook !
backtrending by knekky June 12, 2016

nigger backhoe 

"boy, you mighty handy on the end of that nigger backhoe"
nigger backhoe by max loads November 1, 2008