Backhoed

The Act of doing something that is under-handed and or morally wrong to someone else.

She just got backhoed by her best friend who slept with her husband.

by Shalia2x July 24, 2019

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.

"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."

by srad April 4, 2015

nigger backhoe

its a fuckin shovel

"boy, you mighty handy on the end of that nigger backhoe"

by max loads November 1, 2008

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Backhoe

1) a side bitch

2) a bitch on the side
3) sumthin' on the side

I was out to dinner with the wifey, but shit got weird when my backhoe was the waitress.

by Backhoe bitch June 8, 2016

Mexican backhoe

A shovel.

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"

by Yago October 8, 2003