A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.

**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that

balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010

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Steve Blum

The Morgan Freeman of anime Voice Acting.

Steve Blum Practically voices in almost everything.

Steve Blum by Captain Genya January 25, 2010

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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

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Blumock

Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)

Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.

Blumock by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

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