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1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.
Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.
Beered by LovePez October 19, 2009
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beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.
No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.
Any type of cereal using beer instead of milk to wet your whistle. Works well with Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Honey Smacks. Beer of choice = Heineken
Dude thanks for the Beereal this morning.

Anytime, its the perfect mix between breakfast and friday night. "Smiles, with thumbs up"
Beereal by Fast Eddie MMM December 24, 2008

beerectile dysfunction 

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.
Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!
To simultaneously sit on the toilet and vomit into one's pants, usually from massive intoxication.
"Hey, anyone seen Gage recently?"

"Yeah, he's Begareking in the bathroom over there."
Begarek by Yoncé May 21, 2014
A bowl of cereal which uses beer as a lubricating agent instead of the standard, milk.
Oh man, I am so hung over.
It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*
beereal by M.C. Fresher April 24, 2008