beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

by skott October 30, 2004

Beered

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

by LovePez October 19, 2009

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Beer

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 16, 2010

beer

The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

-via Homer J. Simpson

by Lugermeister June 14, 2004

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

by-beer

An additional drink someone has while playing a drinking game. Therefore this drink can be enjoyed all the time, even when not losing or winning during the game.

"You mustn't drink now, that's cheating!"
"Oh, calm down, it's just my by-beer."

"I'm getting thirsty, sometimes I wish I'd lose more often in this one."
"Just get yourself a by-beer."

by Iago99 October 02, 2009