Definitions by Yoncé

Crooketry 

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

Crooketry by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Begarek

To simultaneously sit on the toilet and vomit into one's pants, usually from massive intoxication.

"Hey, anyone seen Gage recently?"

"Yeah, he's Begareking in the bathroom over there."

Begarek by Yoncé May 21, 2014