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a word for the mans ding dong

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bähnis by Bähnismann February 25, 2020

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banishment

a time when someone is kiked out of any society due to stupidity or just cause no one likes them.

"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.

banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006

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kimbula banis

kimbula banis is name of a bun in Sri Lanka. Its a long and slim bun with some sugar on it.
Its a very popular bun among the kids and even the adults.

hey man im still hungry. only had a kimbula banis for the breakfast.

Mom!! i want a kimbula banis.

Kimbula banis kaawadoOOoooo??

Malli mata kimbula banis ekai, plain tea ekai genna.

kimbula banis by bedsidecreeper October 28, 2009

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Bannister

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

Bannister by Highgit May 13, 2021

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Barnisquis

Urinating while completely naked

Look over there he is having a barnisquis right in front of a school!

Barnisquis by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022

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Big Bäenis Syndrome

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.

WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ

Big Bäenis Syndrome by eparagger123 March 16, 2021

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bænis

also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch

i love when she licks my bænis!

bænis by DocE82 February 22, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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