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baenis
when you have bae and she has anus. the most powerful weapon on the planet, has destroyed much anus in its time
"we got fucked by their baenis. hard."
baenis
when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.
"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."
baenis
She is a fallen angel that you'll instantly fall inlove with, her flaws are eye-catching. Everything about her is beautiful, amazing, caring person, and more that you can name it. Words can't express how much a kind person she is, she put herself into your shoe to understand you. She may overthink alot but a overthinker is better than nothing. Overthinker loves a person differently, they observe every little thing that yourself can't even notice. She appreciates little things that you could give to her, she such an angel to protect at every cost. No matter how much paragraph i could write for her would be enough to explain how beautiful this person is.
baenis by yourjadeybear November 24, 2021
Big Bäenis Syndrome
A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.
WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!
- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.
- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ
- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.
- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ
Big Bäenis Syndrome by eparagger123 March 16, 2021
Baesis
Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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