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the combination of baby and penis - used to refer to someone's penis who doesn't have the guts to do something
Antoine- Woooooow thats crazy, why didnt he go for that chick?

Sean- He's a goon

Antoine- With a baenis!
baenis by bb.bebe.beba June 4, 2009
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when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.
"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."
baenis by baenis March 13, 2019
She is a fallen angel that you'll instantly fall inlove with, her flaws are eye-catching. Everything about her is beautiful, amazing, caring person, and more that you can name it. Words can't express how much a kind person she is, she put herself into your shoe to understand you. She may overthink alot but a overthinker is better than nothing. Overthinker loves a person differently, they observe every little thing that yourself can't even notice. She appreciates little things that you could give to her, she such an angel to protect at every cost. No matter how much paragraph i could write for her would be enough to explain how beautiful this person is.
"baenis, im so thankful you exist"
baenis by yourjadeybear November 24, 2021
also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch
i love when she licks my bænis!
bænis by DocE82 February 22, 2009

Big Bäenis Syndrome 

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.
WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ
Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.
She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.
Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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