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when you have bae and she has anus. the most powerful weapon on the planet, has destroyed much anus in its time
"we got fucked by their baenis. hard."
baenis by baenis March 13, 2019
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the combination of baby and penis - used to refer to someone's penis who doesn't have the guts to do something
Antoine- Woooooow thats crazy, why didnt he go for that chick?

Sean- He's a goon

Antoine- With a baenis!
baenis by bb.bebe.beba June 4, 2009
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when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.
"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."
baenis by baenis March 13, 2019
She is a fallen angel that you'll instantly fall inlove with, her flaws are eye-catching. Everything about her is beautiful, amazing, caring person, and more that you can name it. Words can't express how much a kind person she is, she put herself into your shoe to understand you. She may overthink alot but a overthinker is better than nothing. Overthinker loves a person differently, they observe every little thing that yourself can't even notice. She appreciates little things that you could give to her, she such an angel to protect at every cost. No matter how much paragraph i could write for her would be enough to explain how beautiful this person is.
"baenis, im so thankful you exist"
baenis by yourjadeybear November 24, 2021
also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch
i love when she licks my bænis!
bænis by DocE82 February 22, 2009

Big Bäenis Syndrome 

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.
WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ
Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.
She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.
Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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