City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.
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Guy 1: How did you manage to get a hold of a 50ft yacht for 6 weeks?
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!
by lloydmof March 5, 2013
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"They should Bannister the shit out of Metcalf South Mall!" or "If she looks at me like that again, I'm going to bannister her punk ass."
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An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008
Get the bannister test mug.Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"
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Guy1 - "it reminds me of this one time at the lake I got so drunk that I...."
Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"
Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"
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