Bannister 

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

Bannister by Highgit May 13, 2021

Bannister 

Bannister is a cool last name it means

you have a big pp and your dad owns a dealership and they play alot of hockey and throw there sticks when the let in a goal from the far blue line

Bannister is cool

Bannister by jonny test 3942 February 11, 2022

Bannister 

To attain maximum personal gain with minimum input.

Guy 1: How did you manage to get a hold of a 50ft yacht for 6 weeks?
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!

Bannister by lloydmof March 5, 2013

bannister 

v. To blow something up, or destroy something, like the recently demolished Bannister Mall in South Kansas City, MO.

"They should Bannister the shit out of Metcalf South Mall!" or "If she looks at me like that again, I'm going to bannister her punk ass."

bannister by JKSPROUT February 24, 2009

bannister test 

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.

Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"

bannister test by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008

Bannister Boy 

act of plowing Jared Kushner

Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"

Bannister Boy by Uncle Joosie June 22, 2022

bannister story 

When somebody tries to tell the same story to somebody who has heard it multiple times already to the point they could tell it themselves.

Guy1 - "it reminds me of this one time at the lake I got so drunk that I...."

Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"

bannister story by Iggyhaxor November 5, 2017