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Aydens Dick 

My daddy ayden has an aydens dick.
Aydens Dick by aydens dad July 19, 2021
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ayden (female) 

Ayden is the most beautiful girl you will meet she is hilarious all the time and can make anyone smile she has a bubbly yet feisty personality she loud and doesn't shut up yet is faithful to her friends and family
I love Ayden (female) so much

aydenistic 

A near pathological trend in baby naming where parents take the boy's name "Aiden" and try and sound creative with it. The result is an emerging generation of "Aidens, Aydens, Aidens, Aedans, Braydens, Braidens, Braedens, Caydens, Caidens, Caedens, Draydens, Draidens, Draedens, Draytons, Haydens, Haidens, Haedens, Jaydens, Kaydens, Kaidens, Kaedans, Jaidens, Jaedens, Maydens, Naydens, Phaydens, Zaydens....

One study done in the UK reveals that school teachers are finding this baby-naming trend challenging in the classroom.
" Doc, I can't handle it, all my pupils have the same name, I mean all their names rhyme, ... I mean...there's like some sort of aydenistic trend going on with young mothers nowadays...can you bump up my Ativan to maybe 2 milligrams?"

"How about we try you on Valium for a while, it's a longer acting tranquilizer..."
aydenistic by p5150 December 25, 2009

ayden novak 

An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.
Ayden Novak: "I'm a rich asshole"
ayden novak by Haha no. August 26, 2014

Dirty Ayden 

A Dirty Ayden is when you whack it at 3:00 am cause you think no ones up, but little do you know everybody can hear the bathroom fan.
Yo this nigga really pulling a Dirty Ayden
Dirty Ayden by Your gbf May 5, 2020
Amazing personality, doesn't take shit from anyone, knows what he wants in life, handsome & charming, mommys boy but looks up to his daddy
Ayden is one of the best things to ever happen to me!
Ayden by tjlmamma February 3, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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