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Aydens Dick 

My daddy ayden has an aydens dick.
Aydens Dick by aydens dad July 19, 2021
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ayden (female) 

Ayden is the most beautiful girl you will meet she is hilarious all the time and can make anyone smile she has a bubbly yet feisty personality she loud and doesn't shut up yet is faithful to her friends and family
I love Ayden (female) so much

aydenistic 

A near pathological trend in baby naming where parents take the boy's name "Aiden" and try and sound creative with it. The result is an emerging generation of "Aidens, Aydens, Aidens, Aedans, Braydens, Braidens, Braedens, Caydens, Caidens, Caedens, Draydens, Draidens, Draedens, Draytons, Haydens, Haidens, Haedens, Jaydens, Kaydens, Kaidens, Kaedans, Jaidens, Jaedens, Maydens, Naydens, Phaydens, Zaydens....

One study done in the UK reveals that school teachers are finding this baby-naming trend challenging in the classroom.
" Doc, I can't handle it, all my pupils have the same name, I mean all their names rhyme, ... I mean...there's like some sort of aydenistic trend going on with young mothers nowadays...can you bump up my Ativan to maybe 2 milligrams?"

"How about we try you on Valium for a while, it's a longer acting tranquilizer..."
aydenistic by p5150 December 25, 2009

ayden novak 

An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.
Ayden Novak: "I'm a rich asshole"
ayden novak by Haha no. August 26, 2014

Dirty Ayden 

A Dirty Ayden is when you whack it at 3:00 am cause you think no ones up, but little do you know everybody can hear the bathroom fan.
Yo this nigga really pulling a Dirty Ayden
Dirty Ayden by Your gbf May 5, 2020
Amazing personality, doesn't take shit from anyone, knows what he wants in life, handsome & charming, mommys boy but looks up to his daddy
Ayden is one of the best things to ever happen to me!
Ayden by tjlmamma February 3, 2010