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Autistophobia

The fear or hatred towards people with autism, a mental disorder that causes one to process information differently than normal people.

For some reason society hates homophobia but is tolerant of autistophobia.

Just like racism, sexism, ageism, & homophobia, autistophobia is just as ignorant & narrow minded.

We autistic people can't help it that we're autistic. We have feelings too, can think too, & actually tend to be alot more logical than neurotypicals.
People associated with the military are autistophobic.

Fuck autistophobia!

The work place is a hotspot for autistophobia. Bosses & employers are very discriminating against people with autistic symptoms.

Pretty girls also tend to be autistophobic (except the really nice ones & the autistic ones).
Autistophobia by SlashinatorX June 30, 2011

Autoscopophobia 

People with this phobia usually avoid open spaces and large areas. Rarely go outside or anywhere alone. Usually can't sleep right.
Wow I have Autoscopophobia.
Autoscopophobia by Aiphra March 11, 2021

Autoscopophiliac 

An autoscopophiliac is an individual who has sexual relations with a hallucinatory image of him/her self.

Root Word 1 (Prefixial):
Main Entry: au·tos·co·py
Pronunciation: o-'täs-k&-pE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -pies
: visual hallucination of an image of one's body
Source: Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

-philia
 
a combining form used in the formation of compound words that have the general sense “unnatural attraction” (necrophilia), “tendency” (hemophilia); also forming abstract nouns that correspond to adjectives ending in -philic or -philous or nouns ending in -phile.
Also, -phily.

Origin:
< Gk philía friendship, affinity; see -phile, -ia

Source:
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.
Anna the Schizophrenic is such an autoscopophiliac. She gets off on mentally screwing an imaginary image of herself every night when she is alone.

autotopsy 

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.
Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.
autotopsy by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011

autistophile

A cross between an autistic person and a pedophile
Ah look over there it’s Tom willmott , the local autistophile
autistophile by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

AutoStoke 

Autostoke is to type way too fast for the brain to even comprehend what the brain is thinking. Resulting in words and phrases being made that make zero sense to the normal human being. The Autostoker would normal be under heavy Cannabis use and also resides in the Stoke on trent area.
I went to grey shops three give brian so ney clen steenless pants. "Autostoke"
AutoStoke by Tinkerstoke April 24, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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