Ney is a man who has a
deep sexual attraction for
trees, he's got hips that don't
lie. He likes pushing little girls off their bicycles and sniffing their seats. He also is a grade A cutie.
"Ney what are you thinking of?"
"can u imagine being
pregnant and doing an ultrasound and you ask the doctor if it's a bor or a girl and he says
idk bro and shows you the sonogram and it's just a large human foot with an umbilical cord attached to the sole and then your
husband just laughs and says haha feetus"