autostoned 

nickname for Autozone because of its employees mental condition

I asked that fool at autostoned for a spark plug and he came back with water pump!

autostoned by GBerg April 21, 2007

Autotuned to Death 

To use the audio editing software "Autotune" way too much on a song to the point where it is no longer really a "song", although it doesn't mean that the song still isn't good.

PERSON1-"Hey have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas album:The Beginning?" PERSON2-"Yeah, I like it, but it is so Autotuned to Death!"

Autotuned to Death by LandofCupcakes7 December 27, 2010

autotuned bees 

the one tommyvid that was rather pog

“WHERE ARE THE AUTOTUNED BEES”
“IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGJTY JUNGLE”.

“wE WoUld LIke somE pOlLenn”

autotuned bees by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Autostanding 

Misunderstanding + Autocompletion = Autostanding

What happens when you use an iPhone or other PDA/phone that has automatic text correction software and edits what you type and "corrects" them on the fly, resulting in weird misunderstandings based on what the auto-completion software edits.

He thought they were to meet later but due an autostanding by his iPhone she thought they were meeting tomorrow.

Autostanding by Mr. Tangent August 21, 2008

AutoStoke 

Autostoke is to type way too fast for the brain to even comprehend what the brain is thinking. Resulting in words and phrases being made that make zero sense to the normal human being. The Autostoker would normal be under heavy Cannabis use and also resides in the Stoke on trent area.

I went to grey shops three give brian so ney clen steenless pants. "Autostoke"

AutoStoke by Tinkerstoke April 24, 2017

Autozoned 

When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.

Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet?

Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...

Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..

Autozoned by ALWAYSAUTOZONED October 24, 2011

Autotuned 

used as a synonym for dis words, such as owned or pwned. Derives from a commercial involving Zeus, the god of Awesome.

n00b: "HA! Killed youuuuu"
me: "Yo, that kill was shitty. Here's a good one.... *snipes out n00b* BITCHHHH! You just got autotuned!"

Autotuned by Dankwing_Duck_94 July 19, 2011