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AutoStoke 

Autostoke is to type way too fast for the brain to even comprehend what the brain is thinking. Resulting in words and phrases being made that make zero sense to the normal human being. The Autostoker would normal be under heavy Cannabis use and also resides in the Stoke on trent area.
I went to grey shops three give brian so ney clen steenless pants. "Autostoke"
AutoStoke by Tinkerstoke April 24, 2017
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autosteer and chill 

Like Netflix and Chill, but for farmers.

Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.

Plowing the field while plowing your partner.

Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.

Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.
My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.

AutoHotkey 

The greatest Windows programming language currently known, well known for its simplicity and power. A rival of AutoIT; it has a nicer community and looser syntax, as well as being open source.
bro, I switched from AutoIT to AutoHotkey and will never go back. The mods don't even bitch at me!
AutoHotkey by br0mato June 21, 2011

autostoned 

nickname for Autozone because of its employees mental condition
I asked that fool at autostoned for a spark plug and he came back with water pump!
autostoned by GBerg April 21, 2007

AutoStroker 

The act of putting massage gun and tapping your hand around your junk junction whilist timing the moment of the massage gun you begin to get auto stroked at max efficiency if done right.
David- “Hey can i borrow your massage gun to use it at an {AutoStroker} I left mine at my kids pre school.”
Evan- “ Yeah you can use my massage gun as an {AutoStroker} when ever if you let me assist you.”

autostop 

Italian: Lascerei tutto e partirei per un lungo viaggio in autostop.
English: I'd leave everything and go on a long hitchhiking trip.
autostop by Abreham97 May 3, 2020

autostereogram 

When the brain could trick itself into seeing a hidden 3D image.
If you stared at the program long enough, your brain would trick you into seeing a hidden 3D image. It was called an autostereogram.
autostereogram by Melimama September 21, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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