Obamafuscation

Any statement that begins with "Now, let me be perfectly clear".

In a total Obamafuscation he said: Now, let me be perfectly clear. I can’t always have my birth certificate plastered on my forehead.

by Squaretumbleweed September 05, 2010

autotopsy

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.

Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.

by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011