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autotopsy

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.

Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.

Any statement that begins with "Now, let me be perfectly clear".

In a total Obamafuscation he said: Now, let me be perfectly clear. I can’t always have my birth certificate plastered on my forehead.