autorap

A horrible auto tune app that records your voice and turns it into a rap song. It is used by black people who have diabetes

Guy 1: I heard Tyrone making an autorap the other day.
Guy 2: How big is Tyrone again?

autorap by I can smell you January 4, 2017

autofap 

The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.

Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.

Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.

Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.

Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.

autofap by p.ab June 29, 2011

autoralnecrofecophiliac 

An individual who masturbates feverishly while crapping into the mouth of a deceased person.

Dude, I hear that Charlie Sheen is an autoralnecrofecophiliac. Yeah. I hear that too. I heard that after Osama bin Laden was killed, Charlie Sheen crapped into his mouth while masturbating feverishly.

autoralnecrofecophiliac by Sick Bastard 1234 June 10, 2011

autograph 

A Signature or sign of person(s)

When i saw The Game I asked for his autograph on my 310 Hurricanes, but when i saw 50 Cent i just pointed and laughed.

autograph by Barry Saravia April 24, 2006

class autograph 

a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester

Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!

class autograph by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008

autographed 

The act of jizzing on someone or being jizzed on.

I gave her my autograph.
That girl got autographed by 2 guys last night.
You got autographed.
My autograph is permanent.
She had been autographed all over her face.

autographed by Dump Train June 2, 2009

Autographism 

The act of creating or performing a work about creating or performing the same type of work that falsely presumes the audience will relate to the unusual activity

The theme of that rock some is pure autographism. Example: A rock song about playing the guitar (there are too many to list) (Beatles: While My Guitar Gently Weeps; Bon Jovi: Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars, Blame It on the Love of Rock & Roll; AC/DC: Let There Be Rock; The Rolling Stones: Jiving Sister Fanny, Family, Let It Bleed, Memory Motel)

The public did not relate to the artist's autographic theme in the painting. Example: An artist paints a picture of an artist painting (Drawing Hands by Escher)

Example: On Star Trek The Next Generation the main activity recreational seemed to be acting and other things done in front of an audience (see episodes: The Nth Degree, Time's Arrow, Schisms, Sarek)

Example: Every TV sitcom that is on long enough has an episode where someone is an actor or is on TV. (Married with children: Kiss of the Coffee Woman, Just Shoe It, Get Outta Dodge; Futurama: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV; The Andy Griffith Show: The Taylors in Hollywood)

Example: TV shows and Movies about working in entertainment (Dick Van Dyke Show, I Love Lucy, Seinfeld, Frasier, Danny Thomas)

Example: Books where the main theme is related to a book, writing a book or where the writer is the main character

Autographism by Zzzorn October 4, 2009