autoapathy 

The lack of self interest, enthusiasm, or concern with an individual.

Barbara suffers from autoapathy, she became diabetic, confined herself to wheelchair because she didn't care about taking care of herself.

autoapathy by Mr. Nate February 17, 2020

Autolepathy 

Derived from the suffix "Auto" and the root word "Telepathy"

Autolepathy is the common belief that, while driving, if you talk to the car ahead of you, it will somehow make that car behave in a way you want it to.

While driving:

Driver: Come on, Mustang, I got to get somewhere. How about you hurry up.

Passenger: Dude, your Autolepathy is not gonna work.

Autolepathy by Car Talker August 15, 2009

autopathetic 

Autopathetic-

Person(s) so bad, sad or incompetent that the person(s) know(s) at their core they are useless in at least that area of their life.

An object/function so poorly designed, executed or worn out that it is a shining example of incompetence, uselessness or the absurd.

The Lions and Raiders have been autopathetic the last decade.
The newest software upgrade was so autopathetic it was embarrassed to install itself.
The new mayor was classic autopathetic and was arrested after only 2 weeks in office.

autopathetic by DenverNN December 4, 2010

Autopathetic 

1.
adjective:

claiming to care more about some trivial sillyness to excuse foregoing inconvenient empathy

2.
adjective:

ACTUALLY caring more about one's own minutiae than other people's devastation

Autopatheticly, Brett Kavanaugh resentfully wimpered some random wistfulness about his dad's calenders.

Autopathetic by ~ _ ~ March 18, 2019