autofap 

The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.

Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.

Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.

Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.

Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.

autofap by p.ab June 29, 2011

Autofake 

A condition a person has whenever they see something online that's cool, unique, or unbelievable and they automatically think its staged, set up, or misleading.

You're just being autofake cuz its awesome and you didn't think of it.

Autofake by Summerbees November 24, 2013

Auto Fap 

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially

leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:

Auto Fap by i hate zero two May 6, 2021

Autofag 

Someone who uses a G3SG1 or SCAR-20 in the game Counterstrike Global Offensive or CSGO.

Someone whos so bad at CSGO he resorts to op weapons like the negev or an auto sniper.

"yo Minecraft_killa_69 is sniping down mid"
"Whats he using"

"A Scar"
"What an Autofag"

Autofag by Autismo_MkII June 1, 2017

autofard 

a very cisgendered man who simps for Nagito Komeada. he also listens to Autoheart, which dare i say, makes him extremely mentally ill. Also, he likes danganronpa. How dare he.

“WOW, it’s autofard!”

autofard by bakugouisswag March 7, 2021

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

autofacial

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation

"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."

autofacial by ExtraFine August 9, 2004