autopry

A sexy man

do you know autopry?
Yes I’m absolutely in love with him, he’s my actual husband

actually no he’s actually my husband 🙄

by autopry September 20, 2021

Updated Autopsy Report

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

organizational autopsy

A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.

An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.

Definition by D. Goodwyn

by D.Goodwyn June 19, 2020

Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022

Autoprude

Auto: prefix relating to self or to same individuals
Prude: a guy or girl who's afraid to do anything sexual or kinda shy around the opposite sex, but not a fag or a lesbo.

Hence, an autoprude person, usually a woman (also known as an A.W.), is a person who doesn't, or denies being involved in, any sort of sexual stimulation of oneself.

-My girlfriend is never down with touching herself, she just likes it when I give it to her.
-You mean she's an Autoprude?
-Damn right dawg, a god damn AW

by K-to-the-A-R-L August 12, 2007

Autopsychomania

car addict... one who is obsessed with cars to an elevated state which is borderline unhealthy. Excited to the point of unhealthiness by the love of automobiles.

Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness

Chris: "Andrew is an autopsychomania, I've created this new disease just for you"

Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.

by Footman07 July 16, 2009

Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"

Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".

by nycesq January 27, 2009