Autophy
I have autophy.
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Updated Autopsy Report
The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report
Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020
Related Words
Autophy • Autopsy • autophile • Autophilia • Autophobia • Autoshy • autopay • Autophagiac • autophagocytosis • autophagous
organizational autopsy
A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.
An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.
Definition by D. Goodwyn
Definition by D. Goodwyn
organizational autopsy by D.Goodwyn June 19, 2020
Updated Autopsy Report
Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
Updated Autopsy Report by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022
Autophobia
The fear of oneself or being alone.
Autophobia by Justin's Farm Brand Italian Ice October 9, 2006
Autopsychomania
car addict... one who is obsessed with cars to an elevated state which is borderline unhealthy. Excited to the point of unhealthiness by the love of automobiles.
Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness
Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness
Chris: "Andrew is an autopsychomania, I've created this new disease just for you"
Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.
Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.
Autopsychomania by Footman07 July 16, 2009
autophobia
autophobia by SacreVlad March 15, 2010
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