I am autopaying my student loans
by kcvis May 4, 2014
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Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020
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An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.
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by D.Goodwyn June 19, 2020
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Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
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You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.
You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.
Either her dick was long or her boobies were huge. All I know is when she could have enjoyed autopaizuri with ease.
by MockTurtle October 10, 2016
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Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness
Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness
Chris: "Andrew is an autopsychomania, I've created this new disease just for you"
Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.
Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.
by Footman07 July 16, 2009
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Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
by Debased March 11, 2020
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