Autoprell 

To successfully perform a Autoprell you have to play the populare game Fortnite Battle Royal and find yourself running from the storm, at this moment you enter the game’s «Auto run» and while running you take a snus (tobacco you put under your upper lip most commonly found in Scandinavia) this can also be referred to as «prell» and therefore Autoprell.

The reason for this is because the game is mainly very stressfull, the part where you’re running is known as the phase where you do nothing but run and there’s time to do other stuff like peeing in a bottle, eating something or take a Autoprell to stay ready for the combat that is to come.

-Guys, we’ve got a long run, imma do a Autoprell!

-Me too bro

Autoprell by Musclesandbrains March 21, 2018

autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."

autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

autofellatio 

The art of sucking your own cock

The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.

autofellatio by spylad August 11, 2003

autofellator 

A man who can suck his own manhood

Damn that guy is a real autofellator

autofellator by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

Autofellatio 

The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.

I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.

Autofellatio by WhoDatFreshBoi May 7, 2019