autoboner

n. An erection one gets from an automobile.

"That Ferrari is giving me such an autoboner."

"Your Prius killed my autoboner."

by localized September 23, 2009

Autozoner

An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.

I hate being an Autozoner.

by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008

autozone

A faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery.

We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!!

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

Autozone

The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.

I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone.

by Thegtojoe April 8, 2005

AutoBored

When you are bored and decide to drive around town with no set destination.

Friend: Hey what are you doing?

You: Nothing just autobored.

Friend: Where are you going?

You: I have no idea!

by Nothing2do July 26, 2010

Autozoner

A valient and courageous employee of Autozone. He goes to work each day knowing that at least once a day, for as long as he works at Autozone, someone will ask for a part for a primer grey car. The customer wil never have any year, make, or model information on the car and will often times use terms like "the stuff with the what not" to describe the part to said employee with the expectation of Autozone employees to be both on-site mechanincs and clairvoyant.

Autozoners should get paid more to deal with stupid shit.

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

antiboner

A reference to an extremely ugly female.

Man that bitch is a total antiboner. My dick actually shrunk up and inverted inside me.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth July 23, 2004