When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

autocorettes by Trevski October 5, 2013

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AutoBored • Autocorredit • autoboner • autobrad • autocorect • autocorekt • Autocorenym • autocorettes • autocorrdy • Autozoned

autocorect

you fucking retard, you misspelled autocorrect

Hi, wanna bang?’
Sorry, Autocorect,’
“did you just fucking mispell autocorrect?”

autocorect by fuckherrightintheurbandiction September 28, 2019

autoboner

n. An erection one gets from an automobile.

"That Ferrari is giving me such an autoboner."

"Your Prius killed my autoboner."

autoboner by localized September 23, 2009

Autozoned

When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.

Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet?

Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...

Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..

Autozoned by ALWAYSAUTOZONED October 24, 2011

autobrad

To make an educated guess about what someone's doing after you already know what they're doing.

A: How much ESPN do you watch per day?
B: About 10 hours
A: OK, I'll autobrad you at 7 hours of ESPN per day

autobrad by VictorZangiev December 12, 2017

Autocorenym

A type of word that has been autocorrected into somthing weird.

Well my mom's gonna kill me. I sent a Autocorenym.

(Ex: Shucked, to fucked.)

Autocorenym by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026