austritch 

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.

Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.

austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010

AustrianHammer 

AustrianHammer refers to an analplug like device, which is commonly used to stimulate the nerves located in the asshole.

Max: Dude, do you know any tools to massage the asshole for sexual purposes?

Jakob: Someone told me about the AustrianHammer

AustrianHammer by JayJaylikeylikey February 22, 2020

asstritch 

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

asstritch by Patrick..... August 24, 2010

Austrishny

A beautiful dialect originally brought to the UK by Australian immigrants. The dialect contains a pinch of Australian, British, and a hint of Cockney. Much of Austrishny's heritage and cultural evidence has been lost due to a terrible forest fire that wiped out the colony of immigrants in the UK centuries ago. Today there are only 2 known individuals who speak the beautiful native tongue, Jesse Michels and Stephanie Hansen. They were able to revive the angelic dialect and speak fluently in Austrishny in efforts to respect and honor the lost culture of the Austrishny.

"Wow you have a beautiful accent what is that angelic dialect called?"

"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."

Austrishny by JessetheGenius March 29, 2010

Austrich

A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.

Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.

One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.

The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.

Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.

Austrich by theletterB August 4, 2011

Autitchy AF

A severe level of Autism.

"Brad is Autitchy AF."
-Everyone on PlayStation ever.

Autitchy AF by Prizm_Snipez November 17, 2019

Auswitch

Famous jewish vacation camp.

Hey Yehoshua, have you enjoyed your trip to Auswitch?
Yeah, it was kind of warm.

Auswitch by Imacreepylittlecreeper March 8, 2015