austritch
An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010
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AustrianHammer
AustrianHammer refers to an analplug like device, which is commonly used to stimulate the nerves located in the asshole.
Max: Dude, do you know any tools to massage the asshole for sexual purposes?
Jakob: Someone told me about the AustrianHammer
Jakob: Someone told me about the AustrianHammer
AustrianHammer by JayJaylikeylikey February 22, 2020
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austritch • asstritch • Austrich • auswitchz • asstretchaganza • asstrich • astrichia • ausswitch • Austriacize • AustrianHammer
Austrishny
A beautiful dialect originally brought to the UK by Australian immigrants. The dialect contains a pinch of Australian, British, and a hint of Cockney. Much of Austrishny's heritage and cultural evidence has been lost due to a terrible forest fire that wiped out the colony of immigrants in the UK centuries ago. Today there are only 2 known individuals who speak the beautiful native tongue, Jesse Michels and Stephanie Hansen. They were able to revive the angelic dialect and speak fluently in Austrishny in efforts to respect and honor the lost culture of the Austrishny.
"Wow you have a beautiful accent what is that angelic dialect called?"
"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."
"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."
Austrishny by JessetheGenius March 29, 2010
Austrich
A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.
Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.
One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.
The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.
Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.
One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.
The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.
Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.
Austrich by theletterB August 4, 2011
Autitchy AF
Autitchy AF by Prizm_Snipez November 17, 2019
Auswitch
Auswitch by Imacreepylittlecreeper March 8, 2015
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A)
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B)
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