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A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.

Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.

One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.

The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.
Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.
by theletterB August 03, 2011
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