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assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy
you assbitcher
assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016

austritch 

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.
austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010
i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.
asswich by dereckbester March 19, 2011
when someone's ass is in your face
I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich
asswich by stacysox October 20, 2009

son of an assbitch 

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.
"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."
son of an assbitch by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assbitch 

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.
"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."
Assbitch by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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