Swimmers ear is an aural condition
by wesa23519 September 4, 2011
Get the Aural mug.The act of inserting ones penis into the ear of their partner.
Similar to oral, but in the ear, not the mouth.
Similar to oral, but in the ear, not the mouth.
Person 1 - "Hey man, did you have aural last night??"
Person 2 - "Yeah... how can you tell?"
Person 1 - "The penis is still there."
Person 2 - "Yeah... how can you tell?"
Person 1 - "The penis is still there."
by OneInchJustice November 23, 2013
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Of or relating to hearing.
by Felic January 5, 2009
Get the aural mug.Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
Get the aural tampon mug.Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.
by wesa23519 September 4, 2011
Get the Aural Herpes mug.When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.
by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009
Get the Aural Shock mug.When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
by CountZero January 1, 2014
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