aueoi 

When you typed every combination on the keyboard you could possibly think, so you tried to write the vowels starting with the first and then to the last then the second one and the second-last then the "i" because the vowels are odd numbered

I am so smart that I found a combination that no one has ever thought about. "aueoi". Oh wait this guy had the same idea.

aueoi by smarter than myself May 15, 2020

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Autoimmune disease 

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.

Autoimmune disease by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

ethan aucoin 

A person with dark brown hair

HE is a ethan aucoin

ethan aucoin by anonymous February 20, 2017

ethan aucoin 

A MEME

That ethan aucoin is so funny

ethan aucoin by anonymous February 20, 2017

autoincomp 

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.

After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.

autoincomp by Gary Seven / Supervisor 194 January 27, 2021

Autointervention 

To bring to light an addiction of automobiles.

To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.

Hey dude, you live alone, you have a two car garage and you have 5 cars! And you tell me that you are looking for another Hummer!

Dude you need an autointervention!!

Autointervention by BobNJ July 15, 2010