A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
Buy a
Giant Toscano Eating Bitch
mug!
The actual definition of
autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
"Yo, keep that '
scrallop' away from my man, coz I don't want to lose OR catch anything!"
When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.
I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.
When a person is that overwhelmed by the tasks they are inundated with, they encounter a 'mental-meltdown', causing the brain to partially erase all files, shut-down momentarily, & reboot, unable to open task files. They have then become
Ununated
"Brah, that bitch gave me so much shit to do while she off maxin' out my plastic, my brain was all, "oh no, no way, no how!" & left me
unundated ....I'm like a blank sheet of paper with no room to write on!!!"
Chick nuts
"She's got some serious chuts going on there!"