JenBurger's definitions
by JenBurger September 1, 2017
Get the Flangulancemug. The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
by Jenburger October 6, 2008
Get the Wayne Chainmug. A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
Get the Giant Toscano Eating Bitchmug. When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.
by JenBurger July 30, 2019
Get the Narcispasmmug. When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.
by JenBurger November 6, 2015
Get the scrallopmug. by JenBurger July 30, 2019
Get the Shiggymug. A shit sister.
Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
by JenBurger December 6, 2018
Get the Shistermug.