JenBurger's definitions

Shiggy

A shit ciggy

Geez you rolled a shiggy, next time I'll roll the ciggy.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

Narcispasm

When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.

So Harry just stunned us all with a narcispasm. He's usually such a top bloke.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

Shister

A shit sister.

Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"

by JenBurger December 6, 2018

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Unundated

When a person is that overwhelmed by the tasks they are inundated with, they encounter a 'mental-meltdown', causing the brain to partially erase all files, shut-down momentarily, & reboot, unable to open task files. They have then become Ununated

"Brah, that bitch gave me so much shit to do while she off maxin' out my plastic, my brain was all, "oh no, no way, no how!" & left me unundated ....I'm like a blank sheet of paper with no room to write on!!!"

by JenBurger May 21, 2016

scrallop

When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.

"Yo, keep that 'scrallop' away from my man, coz I don't want to lose OR catch anything!"

by JenBurger November 6, 2015