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autoincomp 

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.
After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.
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autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Autoincorrect

When the "Autocorrect" feature chooses incorrectly and changes your typing to a word you did not intend.
Autoincorrect (noun): The typing feature that invariably changes your intended word to something incorrect.
Autoincorrect, -ed, -ing (verb): The action of the "autocorrect" feature changing your typing to an incorrect word.
That word got autoincorrected!
That was an autoincorrect fail!
Ugh...autoincorrect!
Autoincorrect by FireWater! January 5, 2017

autocomp 

To automatically assume that someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position. as opposed to autoincomp, which is to automatically assume they are incompetent based on what they did and / or what they said.

Another form of radical belief along with autobelieve, which is opposite of autohoax. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many political and corporate leaders.

To autocomp is to automatically consider someone competent and thus automatically believe them, without utilizing critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said
After hearing what "expert" said, going to autocomp them and assume they are competent and believe it.

AutoINcorrect

n. A smartphone's (esp. one with a touch screen keyboard) ability to mangle slang terms or abbreviations.
John: Wait a minute, What? Bill had a baby?!? His text reads "Come to my baby party next Tuesday!"

Sarah: He obviously has his AutoINcorrect on, I think he meant to say "Come to my B-DAY party next Tuesday!" Stupid Iphone.
AutoINcorrect by DBBrooklyn January 19, 2010

autocomplete 

a really gay tool that got me in trouble
my mom always go to google and double click on the search bar. then i figured out how to turn autocomplete off hehehhe
autocomplete by g234twefge July 17, 2006

Freudian Autocompletion 

When the autocompletion inadvertently changes a word in your text that, although incorrect, actually reveals what you're REALLY thinking
... I'm on my way - I can stop and pick up something. Would you like some beer, how many?

.. Could I have sEx today?

-- Freudian Autocompletion?