Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*
Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
by Peanuts b December 12, 2018
A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.
Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.
by Ex-Quitter August 04, 2009
The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
A rare disease of the liver, which may cause the spleen to expand and rupture. Someone with this disease is a must-have at every party.
Hey, man! Did you see that guy with autoimmune hepatitis? His spleen's fatter than yo momma! We should invite him to the next party, so we can look good when compared to him!
by Chrissy_B June 05, 2011
The immune system is a complex organization within the body that is designed normally to "seek and destroy" invaders of the body, including infectious agents. Patients with autoimmune diseases frequently have unusual antibodies circulating in their blood that target their own body tissues.
by stoneygeek July 10, 2017