audiofool

A mocking name for an audiophile.

Oh look, this $1000 turntable is audiofool approved!

audiofool by Random Internet Surfer March 16, 2019

audiophool 

One who spends mass amounts of cash on ridiculous Audio components and accessories. They truly believe they can tell a difference, and come up with elaborate excuses to justify these purchases.

" 'I just bought a set of $5,000 isolated marble cable-elevators to keep my $12,000 oxygen-free silver audio cables from touching the floor and picking up vibrations.'
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"

audiophool by NCWdigital June 24, 2007

audiotool 

Simply the best website for those who love electronic music. People can create quality songs, for free, in their browser by dragging wires, turning knobs and pressing buttons on many cool machines.

The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!

It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!

A: Hey man, did you hear all those new tracks on audiotool.com from Cripta, Cgman, Sandburgen, rnzr, EliaTrix, Jonjon, Olondro, sumad, Frigolito, andremoda, Anthony Bartone, Olaf, Tyburn, 808Chunk, enjoyyourshoes, Astrum, yafee?, arche3.0, dabrig, femme_robot... and so on?

B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.

audiotool by zpek July 3, 2012

audiotroll 

Noun: One who does an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the people around them off. They usually do things such as listen to music loudly.

Verb: To do an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the surrounding people off.

1) My neighbor is such an audiotroll, he blasts Green Day in the middle of the night even though he hates them.

2) The boy on the subway was bored, so he decided to audiotroll by blasting Nile on his I-Pod.

audiotroll by joe725 March 30, 2008

Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.

Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."

Audiobook by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 27, 2020

audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed

Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook

audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

audioholic 

A person who is fixated on good home theater sound in a practical sense, without regard to snake oil products or marketing gimmicks infused with pseudo-science. Audioholics are aware of, and value, measurements when evaluating gear, though ultimately purchasing decisions are made with the ears. They differ from audiophiles in that they enjoy multi-channel surround sound and are less susceptible to ultra expensive components that "command" respect solely based on price and prestige (or a psychological desire to justify your lavish audio expenditures).

Oh he would never buy speakers cables at $5000/pair, he's a dedicated audioholic who knows better.

audioholic by Clint DeBoer January 3, 2008