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Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."
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audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed
Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook
audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

audiobook 

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.
Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!
audiobook by YoFatMamma November 1, 2010

audiobook 

A verbal form of a book, often with someone narrating the story. Often listened to while lying in bed or driving.
The man listened to the audiobook "Gone with the Wind" while driving to San Francisco>
audiobook by The straight A man November 30, 2015

audiotool 

Simply the best website for those who love electronic music. People can create quality songs, for free, in their browser by dragging wires, turning knobs and pressing buttons on many cool machines.

The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!

It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!
A: Hey man, did you hear all those new tracks on audiotool.com from Cripta, Cgman, Sandburgen, rnzr, EliaTrix, Jonjon, Olondro, sumad, Frigolito, andremoda, Anthony Bartone, Olaf, Tyburn, 808Chunk, enjoyyourshoes, Astrum, yafee?, arche3.0, dabrig, femme_robot... and so on?

B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.
audiotool by zpek July 3, 2012

audioblog 

An audio blog. A podcast. Oftentimes a podcast that is about the host's personal views, experiences, or other blog-like feature.
His audioblog is extermely liberal
audioblog by (Not!) El Nacho June 20, 2006
Oh look, this $1000 turntable is audiofool approved!
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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