audiobook

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed

Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook

by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 10, 2011

audiobook

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.

Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!

by YoFatMamma October 28, 2010

audiobook

A verbal form of a book, often with someone narrating the story. Often listened to while lying in bed or driving.

The man listened to the audiobook "Gone with the Wind" while driving to San Francisco>

by The straight A man October 11, 2015

Audiobook

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.

Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 27, 2020