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audiophool

One who spends mass amounts of cash on ridiculous Audio components and accessories. They truly believe they can tell a difference, and come up with elaborate excuses to justify these purchases.
" 'I just bought a set of $5,000 isolated marble cable-elevators to keep my $12,000 oxygen-free silver audio cables from touching the floor and picking up vibrations.'
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"
by NCWdigital June 24, 2007
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audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
by whimzzical June 19, 2010
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audiotool

Simply the best website for those who love electronic music. People can create quality songs, for free, in their browser by dragging wires, turning knobs and pressing buttons on many cool machines.

The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!

It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!
A: Hey man, did you hear all those new tracks on audiotool.com from Cripta, Cgman, Sandburgen, rnzr, EliaTrix, Jonjon, Olondro, sumad, Frigolito, andremoda, Anthony Bartone, Olaf, Tyburn, 808Chunk, enjoyyourshoes, Astrum, yafee?, arche3.0, dabrig, femme_robot... and so on?

B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.
by zpek July 3, 2012
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audiofool

Oh look, this $1000 turntable is audiofool approved!
by Random Internet Surfer March 16, 2019
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tweaking audiophile

term coined by A. Colin Flood, writing for EnjoyTheMusic.com, to describe hobbyists who fiddle with their home music systems.
" An audiophile is not merely someone that Dictionary.com says has "ardent interest in stereo or high-fidelity sound reproduction." An audiophile is someone who wants to do something about the flaws and deficiencies in their home entertainment system, whether it is about the music or the movies.

A tweaking audiophile is someone who wants to make some or all of those improvements themselves. (This term derives from a caustic description applied to myself. As in the time when an annoyed salesman said, "what are you anyway, some sort of xxxing audiophile?" His expletive evolved in print to "frigging," which lead to "freaking" and then to "tweaking." And, there you have it. Lemonade, from lemons.)"
by Acolin July 23, 2010
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Audiophiliac

The name often given to severe audio enthusiasts. Made famous by Robert Bisek for the wide spectrum of audio he could hear.
Dick was considered an audiophiliac. Jane was amazed that he could accurately discern analog from digital audio signals.
by Roger Lieson January 15, 2009
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audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.
"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"
by marty May 13, 2005
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