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The scum or (scourge) of Americas Army.
audigy is terribad and -audigy.jonny tries to hard
audigy by zeedef April 1, 2008
Words you can keep
Audigan is a really mean person, who likes drama and only wants girlfriends
Oh shoot that’s Audigan!
Carefull he will push you on the locker
audigan by Butterly January 7, 2021

Auditydraws

1. (Noun) a best friend you admire for their talent, so much so that you yell FACK YOU at because they’re so amazing.

2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.

(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.

To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
Example 1:

Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”

Example 2:

Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
Auditydraws by meemoomeeMWEEmoo November 18, 2022

Christian Audiger

Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams

Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine

Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt

True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit

True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot

Christian Audigier 

A expensive clothing brand made by Christian Audigier himself. Many designs bare a similarity to Ed Hardy, but is slightly diffrent. Other brands from Christian Audigier include Ed Hardy and Smet. Mostly worn by rich people such as african american, vietnamese and chinese peoples, some caucasians and very few latinos.
1st person: Dam yo... love da kush design on ur Christian Audigier jacket.

2nd person: thx yo... eww look at dat fag wit da DC skater shit
Christian Audigier by vietxsouth February 19, 2009
Audicy Is a very rare name itself. Audicy means to be a very generous,stubborn and argumentive person but will never let you down no matter what. Audicy is a real human being and not so fake. One thing to know about Audicy is that she will always for sure take stand for what's hers.
Hi Audicy where where u today at school... We missed you.
audicy by Clowers November 4, 2019
An unusual feature of Bavaria's most famous vehicle-brand.
Anytime Doug DeMuro reviews a compact VW-type car, he always finds one audity after another to show us in his "quirks and features" segment.
audity by QuacksO March 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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