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Bavaria

a state in the south of germany. it's the place where you can find all the stereotypical german things that you won't find in the rest of the country: the traditional leathershorts, postcard-looking mountains, the oktoberfest and even the silly dance as seen in that one chevy chase movie.
munich is located in Bavaria
by looooooooooo March 24, 2008
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Bavaria

A small country NEAR Germany. Sometimes known to be IN Germany, but that's wrong.

In Bavaria there are five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and the Wiesn. The Wiesn is the best of those. Everybody is drunk and happy during the Wiesn, also known as Oktoberfest.

Bavaria is also known for it's gorgeous girl's, called "Madln". Not to be mistaken with the lower side of your leg, the "Wadln".
Women normally wear a skirt called "Dirndl" showing a lot of there boobs.

Typical Bavarian swear word: " 'zefix no eins!"
Teacher: "Where is Bavaria, Mike?"

Miker: "In Germany?"

Teacher: " 'zefix no eins! It is NEAR Germany, not IN Germany!"
by Servas_die_Wadln April 4, 2011
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Bavaria

One of the main identities of Germany behind Munich, Berlin, and Hamburg.
Bavaria has it's own rare language.
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bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!
by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017
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bavarian bell tower

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?
by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018
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Bavarian bell tower

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"
by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018
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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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