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auction hangover 

the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have
I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.
auction hangover by napajoe June 11, 2014
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Auction Wank 

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'

Auction House Skank 

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.
Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!
Auction House Skank by WillyBgood November 10, 2007

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.
Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!
Auction Stalking by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

auction site 

Yup, you guessed right, site for auctioning
Sell camisoles, comparable mascara, almonds, coitus interuptus methods, cats and more on auction site at sheepish prices. Since its free to join, free to sell and free to buy, where' the catch? Duno, but i'm sure auctioning natalomwildlifeforever within the next millenium if I'm not done cautioning.

Auction Cowboy 

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
Auction Cowboy by silverseal September 18, 2011

auction off 

Auction off

a Phrasal verb. It means to sell something in an auction.
Auction off

For example, I auctioned off my car to pay off my debt .
auction off by Maeed March 28, 2020