Sea King

A person who conquers more than 5 impossile situations in sequence.

They call Larry a sea king. He's who I talk to whenever the Pine Brook people start getting crazy.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Night Goat

A rollicking person who is told to go outside at a party.

Your party had a night goat? Who was it?

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.

Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Scenery Concierge

A person who knows a variety of scenery around the city.

Matt is a scenery concierge. He can get lakes, beaches, cliffs, anything.

by silverseal September 16, 2011