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Roman Atwood 

A cringey bug-eyed ex-prankster turned vlogger who uses forced, insincere positivity to push his merch to children and ignorant parents.
Hey guys did you watch that Roman Atwood video where he did black face? (yes it's a thing, Google it)

a two cents plain 

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.
I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.
a two cents plain by Judith June 17, 2006

roman atwood 

Best fucking prankster and vlogger the Youtube world has! Lives based on his motto "Smile More" and followed by RomanSoldiers who also say Smile More!
Jay: Hey do you know Roman Atwood?
Jeff: yeah I'm in his Roman Army
Jay: Me too!
Jeff: Smile More!
roman atwood by MaxiJonson January 17, 2015

ryan atwood 

A character from the hit tv show 'the oc'. His real name is Benjamin Mckenzie who plays an outsider from Chino who is adopted by a rich family.
Ryan Atwood is known for punching people and his line 'whoever you want me to be'
ryan atwood by shanti96 June 11, 2006

Finish third in a two horse race 

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.
Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch 

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.