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Definitions by rucus11

Odd Duck 

Term used for an unusual, different or strange individual.
Origin unknown
The new guy at work sure is an odd duck, he never takes a break.
Odd Duck by rucus11 December 12, 2009

spit wash 

Most often used by parents on the hands and faces of children to remove smudges. Rubbing with a saliva dampened handkerchief is the most common method.
Our three year old ate a chocolate ice cream cone, I performed a quick spit wash before his Mom saw him.
spit wash by rucus11 November 4, 2009

cement the deal 

When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone
Zoey said the price was thirty a gram, if buying an ounce. I gave a nod, to cement the deal.
cement the deal by rucus11 November 3, 2009

As nervous as a whore in church 

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.
When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.
The box that is checked when you do not belong to a major Religion, i.e.; Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christian or Nudism
Probably the fastest growing new Religion.
When I told my wife's parents I was changing my Religion to Otherism, they just nodded sagely.
Otherism by rucus11 October 28, 2009

A standing cock has no conscience 

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust
The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch 

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.