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afropenis 

when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.
Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.
afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010
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aeropenis 

A aerodynamic shape having the shape of a penis. Commonly used as a insult towards a person being a "dickhead".
Remi ate all my cookies, he is such an aeropenis
aeropenis by sexually moist meme September 18, 2016

antpenis 

a word used to describe someone with a very small penis
simon has an antpenis.
antpenis by limahl July 22, 2008

antipenis 

The female sexual organ as an object of derision. Pronounced like 'Antipasto'.
She's terribly ashamed of the odor and bleeding from her antipenis.
antipenis by Oogly November 12, 2007

Atompenis 

Henry himself.
Nicholas: I have big pp
Henry: I have atompenis
Atompenis by Tsukasa69 October 28, 2018

Antipenis 

When a man tucks only his penis between his legs to reveal only two testicles, giving an illusion of an absent penis.
Roy flashed me his antipenis this morning
Antipenis by Antipenis February 18, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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