Antipasto 

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"

Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!

Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

Antipasto 

Another term for Anal Sex.

"He LOVES the antipasto!!!"

We picked up this girl at Barking Dog and she came back to 730 for some antipasto.

Antipasto by Sqautting December 19, 2004

antipathy 

Hate; Extreme dislike.

The antipathy towards minorities continues

antipathy by Magmanimous February 24, 2017

antiautodefenestrationism 

Being against throwing oneself out a window.

Originates from autodefenestration, meaning "throwing oneself out a window", which originates from defenestrate, meaning "to throw out a window".

Pardon my antiautodefenestrationism, but my students must exit through the door.

antiautodefenestrationism by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

Antipasti 

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

Antipasti by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

Antiproton 

The antimatter equivalent of a proton. It has the same mass as a proton, but opposite charge (negative).

When a proton and antiproton orbit each other, they make protonium. When an antiproton and electron orbit a helium nucleus, they make antiprotonic helium.

Antiproton by Pie Stealer October 27, 2015

antipestrepeller.com 

1. An annoying ad on this website. (As of 10/1/19)
2. A double negative (Anti-repellent) Which means they will help you attract cockroaches and mice.
3. Clickbait
4. The picture in the ad is what your house will look like if you use their services

I bought from antipestrepeller.com, and now I am as happy as can be, as beacuse of their special treatment, I cuddle with dirty, barbaric rodents that eat my face every night. I love antipestrepeller.com's services!

antipestrepeller.com by snozing October 1, 2019