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afropenis 

when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.
Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.
afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010
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attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis
Putin has a attopenis
attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

afro penis 

when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.
girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!
afro penis by ooglaybooglay October 4, 2008

afropessimism 

The world-wide, systematic oppression of all people's of African origin, due to Caucasians running all major governments in the world and creating laws that only promote their ideals while simultaneously oppressing the all cultural and social aspects of black life, eventually leading to the conclusion that black people would be better off physically dead than socially dead, like they currently are.
An example of afropessimism would be that this definition won't be accepted due to the oppressive nature of the white man
afropessimism by jreezysjsu July 21, 2018

aeropenis 

A aerodynamic shape having the shape of a penis. Commonly used as a insult towards a person being a "dickhead".
Remi ate all my cookies, he is such an aeropenis
aeropenis by sexually moist meme September 18, 2016
an afro of pubic hair
Don't even think about it he totally has afropants. GROSS
afropants by Amanda DuP May 26, 2007

afrotunist 

An African American who plays heavily into white guilt to further their personal and political agenda. Origin: portmanteau of african and opportunist.
Welcome all to the Rose Garden to celebrate this historic signing of the 2010 Yet Another Minority Set-Aside Act for Federally Funded Programs. Please rise and welcome the Afrotunist in Chief, Barack Obama!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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