afropenis 

when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.

Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.

afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010

attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis

Putin has a attopenis

attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

afro penis 

when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.

girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!

afro penis by ooglaybooglay October 4, 2008

afropessimism 

The world-wide, systematic oppression of all people's of African origin, due to Caucasians running all major governments in the world and creating laws that only promote their ideals while simultaneously oppressing the all cultural and social aspects of black life, eventually leading to the conclusion that black people would be better off physically dead than socially dead, like they currently are.

An example of afropessimism would be that this definition won't be accepted due to the oppressive nature of the white man

afropessimism by jreezysjsu July 21, 2018

aeropenis 

A aerodynamic shape having the shape of a penis. Commonly used as a insult towards a person being a "dickhead".

Remi ate all my cookies, he is such an aeropenis

aeropenis by sexually moist meme September 18, 2016

afropants

an afro of pubic hair

Don't even think about it he totally has afropants. GROSS

afropants by Amanda DuP May 26, 2007

afrotunist 

An African American who plays heavily into white guilt to further their personal and political agenda. Origin: portmanteau of african and opportunist.

Welcome all to the Rose Garden to celebrate this historic signing of the 2010 Yet Another Minority Set-Aside Act for Federally Funded Programs. Please rise and welcome the Afrotunist in Chief, Barack Obama!

afrotunist by it be what it be May 2, 2010