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Antipenis 

When a man tucks only his penis between his legs to reveal only two testicles, giving an illusion of an absent penis.
Roy flashed me his antipenis this morning
Antipenis by Antipenis February 18, 2022

attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis
Putin has a attopenis
attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

antigonish

Often Called Anti-Go-No-Where, and or the Nish, Home of St F.X University, And the Regional Royles, Also Have the busiest NSLC in Nova Scotia
antigonish by Matt Antigonish April 1, 2008

antienstarrie 

"antienstarrie" is an user on Instagram. An "antienstarrie" is normally someone really funny but people hate her. "Antienstarrie" hates enstarries so watch out! Beware of "antienstarrie" enstarries!
"Wow! I wish I could be mutuals with antienstarrie!"

"Grr I hate antiestarrie!! Die!!!"
"Hmm we should cancel antienstarrie!"
antienstarrie by amiauwu January 27, 2022

Anti-penis

Female genitals. In other words: an inverted penis.
Jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: "Your such an anti-penis!"
Anti-penis by Gabbsternater April 23, 2009

anuspenis 

An anus with a penis coming out of it.
He was having trouble pooping because his anuspenis was blocking the poop.
anuspenis by John decadilly November 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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